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जिन्दगी सिरियस लिनुपर्ने खालको छ, तर स्टाटस त अलि nepali funny status नै राख्ने हो नि! यदि तपाईं आफ्ना साथीहरूलाई हँसाउन वा आफ्नो सोसल मिडिया फिडलाई रमाइलो बनाउन सही शब्दहरूको खोजीमा हुनुहुन्छ भने, तपाईं एकदम सही ठाउँमा आइपुग्नुभएको छ।

हाम्रो दैनिक जीवनका सानातिना संघर्षदेखि लिएर ठट्टाका चटकीला शब्दहरू सम्म, यी nepali funny quotes ले सबै कुरा समेट्छन्। चाहे तपाईंलाई ह्वाट्सएप (WhatsApp) को लागि चोटिलो लाइन चाहिएको होस् वा इन्स्टाग्रामको लागि एउटा रमाइलो क्याप्सन, हामीले यहाँ सबै तयार पारेका छौं।

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साथीहरू पैसा जस्तै हुन्, जोगाउन गाह्रो तर खर्च गर्न एकदम सजिलो।

Sathiharu paisa jastai hun, jogauna gaahro tara kharcha garna ekdam sajilo.
Friends are like money; hard to save but very easy to spend.
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परीक्षाको रात किताब खोल्नु र भूतको फिल्म हेर्नु उस्तै डरलाग्दो हो।

Parikshako raat kitab kholnu ra bhootko film hernu ustai darlaagdo ho.
Opening a textbook the night before exams is just as terrifying as watching a horror movie.
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परीक्षाको रात किताब खोल्नु र भूतको फिल्म हेर्नु उस्तै डरलाग्दो हो।

Parikshako raat kitab kholnu ra bhootko film hernu ustai darlaagdo ho.
Opening a textbook the night before exams is just as terrifying as watching a horror movie.
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मेरो दिमाग गुगल जस्तै छ, चाहिने कुरा बाहेक सबै थाहा हुन्छ।

Mero dimag google jastai chha, chahine kura bahek sabai thaaha hunchha.
My brain is like Google; it knows everything except what I actually need.
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सेल्फी राम्रो आउन १० मिनेट लाग्यो, फिल्टरलाई थप ५ मिनेट। जिन्दगी यसरी नै जान्छ।

Selfie ramro aauna 10 minute laagyo, filterlai thap 5 minute. Zindagi yasari nai jaanchha.
Ten minutes for the perfect selfie, five more for the filter. That's basically life.
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मेरो दिमाग गुगल जस्तै छ, चाहिने कुरा बाहेक सबै थाहा हुन्छ।

Mero dimag google jastai chha, chahine kura bahek sabai thaaha hunchha.
My brain is like Google; it knows everything except what I actually need.
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मेरो जिन्दगीको एउटै लक्ष्य छ: बिना काम धनी बन्ने।

Mero zindagi ko eutai lakshya chha: bina kaam dhani banne.
My only goal in life is to become rich without working.
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फोटो राम्रो आयो किनभने क्यामेराले झुट बोल्न जानेको छ।

Photo ramro aayo kinabhane camerale jhut bolna jaaneko chha.
The photo looks great because the camera knows how to lie beautifully.
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बिहान छिटो उठ्ने मेरो ठूलो सपना हो, जुन सधैं सुतेरै बित्छ।

Bihan chhito uthne mero thulo sapana ho, jun sadhain sutera bitccha.
Waking up early is my biggest dream, which I always spend sleeping.
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जिन्दगीमा धेरै अगाडि बढ्नु छ, तर अहिलेलाई ओछ्यानमै ठीक छु।

Zindagi ma dherai agadi badhnu chha, tara ahilelai ochhyanmai thik chhu.
I have to go far in life, but for now, I'm fine in bed.
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म खुसी छु, तर मेरो गोजी भने रुँदैछ।

Ma khusi chhu, tara mero goji bhane rundaichha.
I am happy and smiling, but my wallet is quietly sobbing.
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पैसा नभए पनि सपना धेरै छन्, बिजनेस प्लान भने अझै सुतिरहेको छ।

Paisa nabhaye pani sapana dherai chhan, business plan bhane ajhai sutiraheko chha.
Even without money, I have many dreams; but my business plan is fast asleep.
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मेरो जिन्दगीको एउटै लक्ष्य छ: बिना काम धनी बन्ने।

Mero zindagi ko eutai lakshya chha: bina kaam dhani banne.
My only goal in life is to become rich without working.
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सोमबार आउँदा मनमा लाग्छ, हप्ता किन सात दिनको मात्रै हुन्छ?

Sombaar aaunda manma laagchha, haptaa kin saat dinko maatrai hunchha?
Every Monday I wonder why a week only has seven days.
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बिहान छिटो उठ्ने मेरो ठूलो सपना हो, जुन सधैं सुतेरै बित्छ।

Bihan chhito uthne mero thulo sapana ho, jun sadhain sutera bitccha.
Waking up early is my biggest dream, which I always spend sleeping.
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डाइट सुरु गरेको थिएँ, तर बिरयानीले मलाई माफ गरेन।

Diet suru gareko thiyen, tara biryanile malai maaf garena.
I started a diet, but the biryani just wouldn't let me go.
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मेरो जिन्दगीको एउटै लक्ष्य छ: बिना काम धनी बन्ने।

Mero zindagi ko eutai lakshya chha: bina kaam dhani banne.
My only goal in life is to become rich without working.
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मान्छेले भन्छन् वक्त नै पैसा हो, तर मेरो वक्त पनि पैसा जस्तै टाढाटाढा जान्छ।

Manchhele bhanchhan waqt nai paisa ho, tara mero waqt pani paisa jastai tadha-tadha jaanchha.
People say time is money, but my time runs away just as fast as my money does.
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सोमबार आउँदा मनमा लाग्छ, हप्ता किन सात दिनको मात्रै हुन्छ?

Sombaar aaunda manma laagchha, haptaa kin saat dinko maatrai hunchha?
Every Monday I wonder why a week only has seven days.
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जब आमाले 'खाना खाइस?' भन्नुहुन्छ, त्यो माया हो। जब 'के गरिस दिनभरि?' भन्नुहुन्छ, त्यो अडिट हो।

Jaba aamale 'khana khais?' bhannuhunchha, tyo maya ho. Jaba 'ke garis dinabhari?' bhannuhunchha, tyo audit ho.
When mom asks 'Did you eat?' that's love. When she asks 'What did you do all day?' that's an audit.
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अरूको बिहेमा नाच्दा नाच्दै आफ्नो उमेर गएको पत्तै भएन।

Aruko bihema nachda nachdai aafno umer gaeko pattai bhaena.
Dancing at others' weddings, I didn't even realize my own age passed.
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सेल्फी राम्रो आउन १० मिनेट लाग्यो, फिल्टरलाई थप ५ मिनेट। जिन्दगी यसरी नै जान्छ।

Selfie ramro aauna 10 minute laagyo, filterlai thap 5 minute. Zindagi yasari nai jaanchha.
Ten minutes for the perfect selfie, five more for the filter. That's basically life.
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साथीहरू पैसा जस्तै हुन्, जोगाउन गाह्रो तर खर्च गर्न एकदम सजिलो।

Sathiharu paisa jastai hun, jogauna gaahro tara kharcha garna ekdam sajilo.
Friends are like money; hard to save but very easy to spend.
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जिन्दगीमा धेरै अगाडि बढ्नु छ, तर अहिलेलाई ओछ्यानमै ठीक छु।

Zindagi ma dherai agadi badhnu chha, tara ahilelai ochhyanmai thik chhu.
I have to go far in life, but for now, I'm fine in bed.
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म खुसी छु, तर मेरो गोजी भने रुँदैछ।

Ma khusi chhu, tara mero goji bhane rundaichha.
I am happy and smiling, but my wallet is quietly sobbing.
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परीक्षाको रात किताब खोल्नु र भूतको फिल्म हेर्नु उस्तै डरलाग्दो हो।

Parikshako raat kitab kholnu ra bhootko film hernu ustai darlaagdo ho.
Opening a textbook the night before exams is just as terrifying as watching a horror movie.
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जब आमाले 'खाना खाइस?' भन्नुहुन्छ, त्यो माया हो। जब 'के गरिस दिनभरि?' भन्नुहुन्छ, त्यो अडिट हो।

Jaba aamale 'khana khais?' bhannuhunchha, tyo maya ho. Jaba 'ke garis dinabhari?' bhannuhunchha, tyo audit ho.
When mom asks 'Did you eat?' that's love. When she asks 'What did you do all day?' that's an audit.
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वक्त सबैको आउँछ भन्थे, मेरो त खाली घडी मात्र आयो।

Waqt sabaiko aunchha bhanthe, mero ta khali ghadi matra aayo.
They said everyone's time will come; I just got an empty watch.
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डाइट सुरु गरेको थिएँ, तर बिरयानीले मलाई माफ गरेन।

Diet suru gareko thiyen, tara biryanile malai maaf garena.
I started a diet, but the biryani just wouldn't let me go.
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भगवानले मलाई धेरै राम्रो बनाउनु भयो, तर अलि अल्छी पनि थपिदिनु भयो।

Bhagwanle malai dherai ramro banaunu bhayo, tara ali alchhi pani thapidinu bhayo.
God made me very good, but also added a little bit of laziness.
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मेरो एटिट्युड त राम्रै छ, तर यो अनुहारले साथ दिँदैन।

Mero attitude ta ramrai chha, tara yo anuharle saath dindaina.
My attitude is great, but this face doesn't support it.
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मेरो जिन्दगीको एउटै लक्ष्य छ: बिना काम धनी बन्ने।

Mero zindagi ko eutai lakshya chha: bina kaam dhani banne.
My only goal in life is to become rich without working.
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सफलताको साँचो त मसँगै थियो, तर ताल्चा नै अर्कै परेछ।

Safaltako sancho ta masangai thiyo, tara talcha nai arkai parechha.
I had the key to success, but the lock turned out to be different.
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वक्त सबैको आउँछ भन्थे, मेरो त खाली घडी मात्र आयो।

Waqt sabaiko aunchha bhanthe, mero ta khali ghadi matra aayo.
They said everyone's time will come; I just got an empty watch.
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सोमबार आउँदा मनमा लाग्छ, हप्ता किन सात दिनको मात्रै हुन्छ?

Sombaar aaunda manma laagchha, haptaa kin saat dinko maatrai hunchha?
Every Monday I wonder why a week only has seven days.
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मेरो एटिट्युड त राम्रै छ, तर यो अनुहारले साथ दिँदैन।

Mero attitude ta ramrai chha, tara yo anuharle saath dindaina.
My attitude is great, but this face doesn't support it.
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डाइट सुरु गरेको थिएँ, तर बिरयानीले मलाई माफ गरेन।

Diet suru gareko thiyen, tara biryanile malai maaf garena.
I started a diet, but the biryani just wouldn't let me go.
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कहिलेकाहीँ लाग्छ दुनियाँ बदलिदिऊँ, अनि याद आउँछ आफ्नो त लुगा पनि आमाले धोइदिनुहुन्छ।

Kahilekahi laagchha duniya badalidiu, ani yaad aunchha aafno ta luga pani aamale dhoidinuhunchha.
Sometimes I feel like changing the world, then I remember my mom still washes my clothes.
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जिन्दगीमा धेरै अगाडि बढ्नु छ, तर अहिलेलाई ओछ्यानमै ठीक छु।

Zindagi ma dherai agadi badhnu chha, tara ahilelai ochhyanmai thik chhu.
I have to go far in life, but for now, I'm fine in bed.
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मेरो एटिट्युड त राम्रै छ, तर यो अनुहारले साथ दिँदैन।

Mero attitude ta ramrai chha, tara yo anuharle saath dindaina.
My attitude is great, but this face doesn't support it.
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मेरो दिमाग गुगल जस्तै छ, चाहिने कुरा बाहेक सबै थाहा हुन्छ।

Mero dimag google jastai chha, chahine kura bahek sabai thaaha hunchha.
My brain is like Google; it knows everything except what I actually need.
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कहिलेकाहीँ लाग्छ दुनियाँ बदलिदिऊँ, अनि याद आउँछ आफ्नो त लुगा पनि आमाले धोइदिनुहुन्छ।

Kahilekahi laagchha duniya badalidiu, ani yaad aunchha aafno ta luga pani aamale dhoidinuhunchha.
Sometimes I feel like changing the world, then I remember my mom still washes my clothes.
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भगवानले मलाई धेरै राम्रो बनाउनु भयो, तर अलि अल्छी पनि थपिदिनु भयो।

Bhagwanle malai dherai ramro banaunu bhayo, tara ali alchhi pani thapidinu bhayo.
God made me very good, but also added a little bit of laziness.
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परीक्षाको रात किताब खोल्नु र भूतको फिल्म हेर्नु उस्तै डरलाग्दो हो।

Parikshako raat kitab kholnu ra bhootko film hernu ustai darlaagdo ho.
Opening a textbook the night before exams is just as terrifying as watching a horror movie.
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मेरो एटिट्युड त राम्रै छ, तर यो अनुहारले साथ दिँदैन।

Mero attitude ta ramrai chha, tara yo anuharle saath dindaina.
My attitude is great, but this face doesn't support it.
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परीक्षाको रात किताब खोल्नु र भूतको फिल्म हेर्नु उस्तै डरलाग्दो हो।

Parikshako raat kitab kholnu ra bhootko film hernu ustai darlaagdo ho.
Opening a textbook the night before exams is just as terrifying as watching a horror movie.
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डाइट सुरु गरेको थिएँ, तर बिरयानीले मलाई माफ गरेन।

Diet suru gareko thiyen, tara biryanile malai maaf garena.
I started a diet, but the biryani just wouldn't let me go.
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पैसा नभए पनि सपना धेरै छन्, बिजनेस प्लान भने अझै सुतिरहेको छ।

Paisa nabhaye pani sapana dherai chhan, business plan bhane ajhai sutiraheko chha.
Even without money, I have many dreams; but my business plan is fast asleep.
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फोटो राम्रो आयो किनभने क्यामेराले झुट बोल्न जानेको छ।

Photo ramro aayo kinabhane camerale jhut bolna jaaneko chha.
The photo looks great because the camera knows how to lie beautifully.
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बिहान छिटो उठ्ने मेरो ठूलो सपना हो, जुन सधैं सुतेरै बित्छ।

Bihan chhito uthne mero thulo sapana ho, jun sadhain sutera bitccha.
Waking up early is my biggest dream, which I always spend sleeping.
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मान्छेले भन्छन् वक्त नै पैसा हो, तर मेरो वक्त पनि पैसा जस्तै टाढाटाढा जान्छ।

Manchhele bhanchhan waqt nai paisa ho, tara mero waqt pani paisa jastai tadha-tadha jaanchha.
People say time is money, but my time runs away just as fast as my money does.
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मेरो एटिट्युड त राम्रै छ, तर यो अनुहारले साथ दिँदैन।

Mero attitude ta ramrai chha, tara yo anuharle saath dindaina.
My attitude is great, but this face doesn't support it.
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साथीहरू पैसा जस्तै हुन्, जोगाउन गाह्रो तर खर्च गर्न एकदम सजिलो।

Sathiharu paisa jastai hun, jogauna gaahro tara kharcha garna ekdam sajilo.
Friends are like money; hard to save but very easy to spend.
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मेरो जिन्दगीको एउटै लक्ष्य छ: बिना काम धनी बन्ने।

Mero zindagi ko eutai lakshya chha: bina kaam dhani banne.
My only goal in life is to become rich without working.
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मेरो जिन्दगीको एउटै लक्ष्य छ: बिना काम धनी बन्ने।

Mero zindagi ko eutai lakshya chha: bina kaam dhani banne.
My only goal in life is to become rich without working.
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वक्त सबैको आउँछ भन्थे, मेरो त खाली घडी मात्र आयो।

Waqt sabaiko aunchha bhanthe, mero ta khali ghadi matra aayo.
They said everyone's time will come; I just got an empty watch.
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सेल्फी राम्रो आउन १० मिनेट लाग्यो, फिल्टरलाई थप ५ मिनेट। जिन्दगी यसरी नै जान्छ।

Selfie ramro aauna 10 minute laagyo, filterlai thap 5 minute. Zindagi yasari nai jaanchha.
Ten minutes for the perfect selfie, five more for the filter. That's basically life.
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बिहान छिटो उठ्ने मेरो ठूलो सपना हो, जुन सधैं सुतेरै बित्छ।

Bihan chhito uthne mero thulo sapana ho, jun sadhain sutera bitccha.
Waking up early is my biggest dream, which I always spend sleeping.
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कहिलेकाहीँ लाग्छ दुनियाँ बदलिदिऊँ, अनि याद आउँछ आफ्नो त लुगा पनि आमाले धोइदिनुहुन्छ।

Kahilekahi laagchha duniya badalidiu, ani yaad aunchha aafno ta luga pani aamale dhoidinuhunchha.
Sometimes I feel like changing the world, then I remember my mom still washes my clothes.
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सेल्फी राम्रो आउन १० मिनेट लाग्यो, फिल्टरलाई थप ५ मिनेट। जिन्दगी यसरी नै जान्छ।

Selfie ramro aauna 10 minute laagyo, filterlai thap 5 minute. Zindagi yasari nai jaanchha.
Ten minutes for the perfect selfie, five more for the filter. That's basically life.
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म खुसी छु, तर मेरो गोजी भने रुँदैछ।

Ma khusi chhu, tara mero goji bhane rundaichha.
I am happy and smiling, but my wallet is quietly sobbing.
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सेल्फी राम्रो आउन १० मिनेट लाग्यो, फिल्टरलाई थप ५ मिनेट। जिन्दगी यसरी नै जान्छ।

Selfie ramro aauna 10 minute laagyo, filterlai thap 5 minute. Zindagi yasari nai jaanchha.
Ten minutes for the perfect selfie, five more for the filter. That's basically life.
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भगवानले मलाई धेरै राम्रो बनाउनु भयो, तर अलि अल्छी पनि थपिदिनु भयो।

Bhagwanle malai dherai ramro banaunu bhayo, tara ali alchhi pani thapidinu bhayo.
God made me very good, but also added a little bit of laziness.
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जिन्दगीमा धेरै अगाडि बढ्नु छ, तर अहिलेलाई ओछ्यानमै ठीक छु।

Zindagi ma dherai agadi badhnu chha, tara ahilelai ochhyanmai thik chhu.
I have to go far in life, but for now, I'm fine in bed.
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मान्छेले भन्छन् वक्त नै पैसा हो, तर मेरो वक्त पनि पैसा जस्तै टाढाटाढा जान्छ।

Manchhele bhanchhan waqt nai paisa ho, tara mero waqt pani paisa jastai tadha-tadha jaanchha.
People say time is money, but my time runs away just as fast as my money does.
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सफलताको साँचो त मसँगै थियो, तर ताल्चा नै अर्कै परेछ।

Safaltako sancho ta masangai thiyo, tara talcha nai arkai parechha.
I had the key to success, but the lock turned out to be different.
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पैसा नभए पनि सपना धेरै छन्, बिजनेस प्लान भने अझै सुतिरहेको छ।

Paisa nabhaye pani sapana dherai chhan, business plan bhane ajhai sutiraheko chha.
Even without money, I have many dreams; but my business plan is fast asleep.
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सफलताको साँचो त मसँगै थियो, तर ताल्चा नै अर्कै परेछ।

Safaltako sancho ta masangai thiyo, tara talcha nai arkai parechha.
I had the key to success, but the lock turned out to be different.
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म खुसी छु, तर मेरो गोजी भने रुँदैछ।

Ma khusi chhu, tara mero goji bhane rundaichha.
I am happy and smiling, but my wallet is quietly sobbing.
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कहिलेकाहीँ लाग्छ दुनियाँ बदलिदिऊँ, अनि याद आउँछ आफ्नो त लुगा पनि आमाले धोइदिनुहुन्छ।

Kahilekahi laagchha duniya badalidiu, ani yaad aunchha aafno ta luga pani aamale dhoidinuhunchha.
Sometimes I feel like changing the world, then I remember my mom still washes my clothes.
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वक्त सबैको आउँछ भन्थे, मेरो त खाली घडी मात्र आयो।

Waqt sabaiko aunchha bhanthe, mero ta khali ghadi matra aayo.
They said everyone's time will come; I just got an empty watch.
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सेल्फी राम्रो आउन १० मिनेट लाग्यो, फिल्टरलाई थप ५ मिनेट। जिन्दगी यसरी नै जान्छ।

Selfie ramro aauna 10 minute laagyo, filterlai thap 5 minute. Zindagi yasari nai jaanchha.
Ten minutes for the perfect selfie, five more for the filter. That's basically life.
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जिन्दगीमा धेरै अगाडि बढ्नु छ, तर अहिलेलाई ओछ्यानमै ठीक छु।

Zindagi ma dherai agadi badhnu chha, tara ahilelai ochhyanmai thik chhu.
I have to go far in life, but for now, I'm fine in bed.
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साथीहरू पैसा जस्तै हुन्, जोगाउन गाह्रो तर खर्च गर्न एकदम सजिलो।

Sathiharu paisa jastai hun, jogauna gaahro tara kharcha garna ekdam sajilo.
Friends are like money; hard to save but very easy to spend.
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मान्छेले भन्छन् वक्त नै पैसा हो, तर मेरो वक्त पनि पैसा जस्तै टाढाटाढा जान्छ।

Manchhele bhanchhan waqt nai paisa ho, tara mero waqt pani paisa jastai tadha-tadha jaanchha.
People say time is money, but my time runs away just as fast as my money does.
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भगवानले मलाई धेरै राम्रो बनाउनु भयो, तर अलि अल्छी पनि थपिदिनु भयो।

Bhagwanle malai dherai ramro banaunu bhayo, tara ali alchhi pani thapidinu bhayo.
God made me very good, but also added a little bit of laziness.
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पैसा नभए पनि सपना धेरै छन्, बिजनेस प्लान भने अझै सुतिरहेको छ।

Paisa nabhaye pani sapana dherai chhan, business plan bhane ajhai sutiraheko chha.
Even without money, I have many dreams; but my business plan is fast asleep.
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म खुसी छु, तर मेरो गोजी भने रुँदैछ।

Ma khusi chhu, tara mero goji bhane rundaichha.
I am happy and smiling, but my wallet is quietly sobbing.
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फोटो राम्रो आयो किनभने क्यामेराले झुट बोल्न जानेको छ।

Photo ramro aayo kinabhane camerale jhut bolna jaaneko chha.
The photo looks great because the camera knows how to lie beautifully.
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सोमबार आउँदा मनमा लाग्छ, हप्ता किन सात दिनको मात्रै हुन्छ?

Sombaar aaunda manma laagchha, haptaa kin saat dinko maatrai hunchha?
Every Monday I wonder why a week only has seven days.
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मेरो दिमाग गुगल जस्तै छ, चाहिने कुरा बाहेक सबै थाहा हुन्छ।

Mero dimag google jastai chha, chahine kura bahek sabai thaaha hunchha.
My brain is like Google; it knows everything except what I actually need.
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जब आमाले 'खाना खाइस?' भन्नुहुन्छ, त्यो माया हो। जब 'के गरिस दिनभरि?' भन्नुहुन्छ, त्यो अडिट हो।

Jaba aamale 'khana khais?' bhannuhunchha, tyo maya ho. Jaba 'ke garis dinabhari?' bhannuhunchha, tyo audit ho.
When mom asks 'Did you eat?' that's love. When she asks 'What did you do all day?' that's an audit.
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परीक्षाको रात किताब खोल्नु र भूतको फिल्म हेर्नु उस्तै डरलाग्दो हो।

Parikshako raat kitab kholnu ra bhootko film hernu ustai darlaagdo ho.
Opening a textbook the night before exams is just as terrifying as watching a horror movie.
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पैसा नभए पनि सपना धेरै छन्, बिजनेस प्लान भने अझै सुतिरहेको छ।

Paisa nabhaye pani sapana dherai chhan, business plan bhane ajhai sutiraheko chha.
Even without money, I have many dreams; but my business plan is fast asleep.
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सोमबार आउँदा मनमा लाग्छ, हप्ता किन सात दिनको मात्रै हुन्छ?

Sombaar aaunda manma laagchha, haptaa kin saat dinko maatrai hunchha?
Every Monday I wonder why a week only has seven days.
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फोटो राम्रो आयो किनभने क्यामेराले झुट बोल्न जानेको छ।

Photo ramro aayo kinabhane camerale jhut bolna jaaneko chha.
The photo looks great because the camera knows how to lie beautifully.
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भगवानले मलाई धेरै राम्रो बनाउनु भयो, तर अलि अल्छी पनि थपिदिनु भयो।

Bhagwanle malai dherai ramro banaunu bhayo, tara ali alchhi pani thapidinu bhayo.
God made me very good, but also added a little bit of laziness.
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डाइट सुरु गरेको थिएँ, तर बिरयानीले मलाई माफ गरेन।

Diet suru gareko thiyen, tara biryanile malai maaf garena.
I started a diet, but the biryani just wouldn't let me go.
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कहिलेकाहीँ लाग्छ दुनियाँ बदलिदिऊँ, अनि याद आउँछ आफ्नो त लुगा पनि आमाले धोइदिनुहुन्छ।

Kahilekahi laagchha duniya badalidiu, ani yaad aunchha aafno ta luga pani aamale dhoidinuhunchha.
Sometimes I feel like changing the world, then I remember my mom still washes my clothes.
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म खुसी छु, तर मेरो गोजी भने रुँदैछ।

Ma khusi chhu, tara mero goji bhane rundaichha.
I am happy and smiling, but my wallet is quietly sobbing.
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वक्त सबैको आउँछ भन्थे, मेरो त खाली घडी मात्र आयो।

Waqt sabaiko aunchha bhanthe, mero ta khali ghadi matra aayo.
They said everyone's time will come; I just got an empty watch.
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डाइट सुरु गरेको थिएँ, तर बिरयानीले मलाई माफ गरेन।

Diet suru gareko thiyen, tara biryanile malai maaf garena.
I started a diet, but the biryani just wouldn't let me go.
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अरूको बिहेमा नाच्दा नाच्दै आफ्नो उमेर गएको पत्तै भएन।

Aruko bihema nachda nachdai aafno umer gaeko pattai bhaena.
Dancing at others' weddings, I didn't even realize my own age passed.
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अरूको बिहेमा नाच्दा नाच्दै आफ्नो उमेर गएको पत्तै भएन।

Aruko bihema nachda nachdai aafno umer gaeko pattai bhaena.
Dancing at others' weddings, I didn't even realize my own age passed.
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मेरो दिमाग गुगल जस्तै छ, चाहिने कुरा बाहेक सबै थाहा हुन्छ।

Mero dimag google jastai chha, chahine kura bahek sabai thaaha hunchha.
My brain is like Google; it knows everything except what I actually need.
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सफलताको साँचो त मसँगै थियो, तर ताल्चा नै अर्कै परेछ।

Safaltako sancho ta masangai thiyo, tara talcha nai arkai parechha.
I had the key to success, but the lock turned out to be different.
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फोटो राम्रो आयो किनभने क्यामेराले झुट बोल्न जानेको छ।

Photo ramro aayo kinabhane camerale jhut bolna jaaneko chha.
The photo looks great because the camera knows how to lie beautifully.
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बिहान छिटो उठ्ने मेरो ठूलो सपना हो, जुन सधैं सुतेरै बित्छ।

Bihan chhito uthne mero thulo sapana ho, jun sadhain sutera bitccha.
Waking up early is my biggest dream, which I always spend sleeping.
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जब आमाले 'खाना खाइस?' भन्नुहुन्छ, त्यो माया हो। जब 'के गरिस दिनभरि?' भन्नुहुन्छ, त्यो अडिट हो।

Jaba aamale 'khana khais?' bhannuhunchha, tyo maya ho. Jaba 'ke garis dinabhari?' bhannuhunchha, tyo audit ho.
When mom asks 'Did you eat?' that's love. When she asks 'What did you do all day?' that's an audit.
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सोमबार आउँदा मनमा लाग्छ, हप्ता किन सात दिनको मात्रै हुन्छ?

Sombaar aaunda manma laagchha, haptaa kin saat dinko maatrai hunchha?
Every Monday I wonder why a week only has seven days.
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मान्छेले भन्छन् वक्त नै पैसा हो, तर मेरो वक्त पनि पैसा जस्तै टाढाटाढा जान्छ।

Manchhele bhanchhan waqt nai paisa ho, tara mero waqt pani paisa jastai tadha-tadha jaanchha.
People say time is money, but my time runs away just as fast as my money does.
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फोटो राम्रो आयो किनभने क्यामेराले झुट बोल्न जानेको छ।

Photo ramro aayo kinabhane camerale jhut bolna jaaneko chha.
The photo looks great because the camera knows how to lie beautifully.
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बिहान छिटो उठ्ने मेरो ठूलो सपना हो, जुन सधैं सुतेरै बित्छ।

Bihan chhito uthne mero thulo sapana ho, jun sadhain sutera bitccha.
Waking up early is my biggest dream, which I always spend sleeping.
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मान्छेले भन्छन् वक्त नै पैसा हो, तर मेरो वक्त पनि पैसा जस्तै टाढाटाढा जान्छ।

Manchhele bhanchhan waqt nai paisa ho, tara mero waqt pani paisa jastai tadha-tadha jaanchha.
People say time is money, but my time runs away just as fast as my money does.
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अरूको बिहेमा नाच्दा नाच्दै आफ्नो उमेर गएको पत्तै भएन।

Aruko bihema nachda nachdai aafno umer gaeko pattai bhaena.
Dancing at others' weddings, I didn't even realize my own age passed.
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A nepali funny status is a short, witty line written in Nepali that expresses humor about everyday life. You can use it on WhatsApp, Facebook, or Instagram to make your followers laugh and increase engagement.

Think about relatable daily struggles, like waking up early, being broke, or food cravings. Use simple words and add a surprising twist at the end. Keeping it relatable is the key to a viral comedy status in nepali.

Absolutely! Humor has no gender. Whether it's about being lazy, loving food, or scrolling too much on social media, these captions work perfectly for everyone who loves a good laugh.

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